Trolling Dumbass Man-whores

    A while back I experienced an altercation with a certain foe whom i will name Tinkerbell. From this altercation a brilliant idea was spawned into my mind, and it was to create a facebook account that would inevitably construct the demise of Tinkerbell. So on a lonley Tuesday night as i wondered what I would do, that evil reoccuring idea popped into my head. I decided that night Facebook would be introduced to a blonde headed whorish type broad who will be noted as FauxWhore. She will delve into the minds of sick teenaged man-sluts and play a convincing flirty female. FauxWhore will be the downfall of many young mens self-esteem, and will degrade their trust in humans of the female sort. These are her stories.......(pause for a dramatic Law and Order: SVU sound effect).
   In the process of building up FauxWhore's account, I recieved a message of fondness from a certain male noted as SparinglyWithMoney. As the flirty chit-chat continued, SparinglyWithMoney, grew increasingly interested in FauxWhore. FauxWhore and SparinglyWithMoney would exchange conversations such as:
 SparinglyWithMoney: where do you work?

 FauxWhore: Hooters ;)

 SparinglyWithMoney: So you have big tits becauz ima tits guy jk ha jk

This embarrassing conversation should prove to the internet users out there, be careful what you post. Our internet interactions became increasing in the hilarity. It turns out SparinglyWithMoney  was an intern at a local radio station. FauxWhore decided to convince him to give a shout out to his lovely admirer, unbeknownst to SparinglyWithMoney FauxWhore was fake, he embarrassed himself infront of thousands of listeners. After voiceing his fondness for FauxWhore he hinted he wanted to "hangout". FauxWhore obliged his needs for reassurence and set up a date and time. Before this engagment SparinglyWithMoney got increasingly whorish in his messages as seen here:

SparinglyWithMoney: ok good what you wanna do? make out?

FauxWhore: haha yea i guess..sounds good :)

SparinglyWithMoney: dat may not be the only thing ill be kissing ;)

As the day of our engagment arrived I grew worried FauxWhore would be discovered. However I wanted to see this SparinglyWithMoney's disappointed face when he realizes he has been tricked and there is no date. So me and two friends I'll name RunningMan and IvyLeg, waited for our prey to arrive I recive a message saying SparinglyWithMoney can't make it. I had decided that FauxWhore would go underground in SparinglyWithMoney's eyes so FauxWhore was to go to a store and get a new phone along with a new number. Dispite my efforts of convincing the fool that this was no longer FauxWhore's phonenumber he was persistant in finding out the real FauxWhore. He proceeded to threaten me with his illiterate "homie". I proceded to twart their efforts of scaring me by not careing and blocking the numbers. The story ends with the broken heart of SparinglyWithMoney looking for his lost FauxWhore who doesn't exist. The last post I saw on his page was

 FauxWhore?

Tinkerbell your next big hoss

Sluts Spawned From Satan Himself

            Over my span of knowledge and interaction with humans of the female sort, it is obvious that I have had to deal with whores and sluts. They roam the earth selling and throwing their bodies at the oddest of sorts. These sluts are spawned from Satan for one purpose: To destroy all morals, degrade the men of the gullible variety, accuse other sluts of  having no sexual preference in regard to morals, and steal the virginity of unwary travelers of the earth. The last two relationships I have been in have included women of the whorish kind. Some of these creatures prefer my friends, others prefer insecure horny guys with nothing better to do than fuck a nasty cheeto-breath, filth ridden goat whores. This infuriated me for a while until I realized, “Wait why the hell am I wasting time chasing a chick who will just treat me like trash and sleep with some zit ridden crater face.” At that epiphany I have accepted that whores are made for one thing for me. They are an object of hilarity and perfect targets of degradation. They make easy targets for asshole remarks and dickhead comments. If you haven’t tried, you should it is quite amusing to make fun of their morals, mainly because they don’t accept the fact that they are whores.

            A lot of men prefer self-doubting, ditsy, dumbass girls, however this is not my case. Is it too difficult to ask for a girl not to throw her wet holes at a guy to get his attention. It seems our generation has degraded to the act of whorish deeds with partners hardly known to the receiving end. Don’t take this the wrong way, yes,  I enjoy the company of ladies, but to have them take advantage of me to satisfy their need for devilish acts I will have none of it.

            One more thing about whores that I hate is their need for self gratification, and their need to justify their sluttyness by comparing themselves to some other chick. A whore is a whore no matter how its sliced. I have heard to many times a female saying, “Ugh! Im soo fat and soo unattractive.” Newsflash, everyone agrees and don’t give a shit. All you are looking for is that one guy who reassures you you’re a beautiful girl, which is a total lie. He only says that cause he knows you’re a vulnerable bitch who will sleep with him. Anyway I hope you agree with me if you don’t,  go ahead get as many STDs and cheeto-breathed flat chested whores you want. I got some numbers if you need them.

Why did i just conform to blogging

Mainly i made this worthless blog that will eventually go no where all because of my arrogant long time friend who we will call [Fish], for obvious reasons pertaining to his middle name which he uses as his first, told me too and i am easily manipulated. Dont you hate when people tell you what youv'e known them as isnt their real name. Anyway i hope [Fish] is now happy i have conformed to his trolling ways. By the way(notice i didnt use those cliche term BTW)..fuck texting acronyms...i dont want none of that BS about spelling or grammer this is a good for nothing blog not a ivy league university research paper