Trolling Dumbass Man-whores

    A while back I experienced an altercation with a certain foe whom i will name Tinkerbell. From this altercation a brilliant idea was spawned into my mind, and it was to create a facebook account that would inevitably construct the demise of Tinkerbell. So on a lonley Tuesday night as i wondered what I would do, that evil reoccuring idea popped into my head. I decided that night Facebook would be introduced to a blonde headed whorish type broad who will be noted as FauxWhore. She will delve into the minds of sick teenaged man-sluts and play a convincing flirty female. FauxWhore will be the downfall of many young mens self-esteem, and will degrade their trust in humans of the female sort. These are her stories.......(pause for a dramatic Law and Order: SVU sound effect).
   In the process of building up FauxWhore's account, I recieved a message of fondness from a certain male noted as SparinglyWithMoney. As the flirty chit-chat continued, SparinglyWithMoney, grew increasingly interested in FauxWhore. FauxWhore and SparinglyWithMoney would exchange conversations such as:
 SparinglyWithMoney: where do you work?

 FauxWhore: Hooters ;)

 SparinglyWithMoney: So you have big tits becauz ima tits guy jk ha jk

This embarrassing conversation should prove to the internet users out there, be careful what you post. Our internet interactions became increasing in the hilarity. It turns out SparinglyWithMoney  was an intern at a local radio station. FauxWhore decided to convince him to give a shout out to his lovely admirer, unbeknownst to SparinglyWithMoney FauxWhore was fake, he embarrassed himself infront of thousands of listeners. After voiceing his fondness for FauxWhore he hinted he wanted to "hangout". FauxWhore obliged his needs for reassurence and set up a date and time. Before this engagment SparinglyWithMoney got increasingly whorish in his messages as seen here:

SparinglyWithMoney: ok good what you wanna do? make out?

FauxWhore: haha yea i guess..sounds good :)

SparinglyWithMoney: dat may not be the only thing ill be kissing ;)

As the day of our engagment arrived I grew worried FauxWhore would be discovered. However I wanted to see this SparinglyWithMoney's disappointed face when he realizes he has been tricked and there is no date. So me and two friends I'll name RunningMan and IvyLeg, waited for our prey to arrive I recive a message saying SparinglyWithMoney can't make it. I had decided that FauxWhore would go underground in SparinglyWithMoney's eyes so FauxWhore was to go to a store and get a new phone along with a new number. Dispite my efforts of convincing the fool that this was no longer FauxWhore's phonenumber he was persistant in finding out the real FauxWhore. He proceeded to threaten me with his illiterate "homie". I proceded to twart their efforts of scaring me by not careing and blocking the numbers. The story ends with the broken heart of SparinglyWithMoney looking for his lost FauxWhore who doesn't exist. The last post I saw on his page was

 FauxWhore?

Tinkerbell your next big hoss